<promptphrase="That's it! One more mistake and I WILL hang up on your ass."filename="ivr-one_more_mistake.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Congratulations, you pressed star. This does not mean you ARE a star. It simply means that you can press buttons and probably have fingers."filename="ivr-congratulations_you_pressed_star.wav"/>
<promptphrase="All of our engineers are busy assisting other sales guys with demonstrating how cool the CudaTel is. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order it was received."filename="ivr-engineers_busy_assisting_other_sales.wav"/>
<promptphrase="All of our engineers are busy assisting other sales guys with demonstrating how cool the CudaTel is."filename="ivr-engineers_busy_assisting_other_sales.wav"/>
<promptphrase="The person you are trying to reach is not available and does not have voicemail."filename="vm-not_available_no_voicemail.wav"/>
<promptphrase="This message will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..."filename="ivr-message_self_destruct.wav"/>
<promptphrase="You are already muted."filename="conf-you_are_already_muted.wav"/>
<promptphrase="You are now bi-directionally muted."filename="conf-you_are_now_bidirectionally_muted.wav"/>
<promptphrase="All your call are belong to us."filename="ivr-all_your_call_are_belong_to_us.wav"/>
<promptphrase="I just love the way you press those touch tones!"filename="ivr-love_those_touch_tones.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Yes we have no bananas."filename="ivr-yes_we_have_no_bananas.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Yes, we have no bananas."filename="ivr-yes_we_have_no_bananas.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Dude, you suck!"filename="ivr-dude_you_suck.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Your call is very important to us, but your sanity is not, so we will be happy to keep you on hold, forever torturing you with our annoying hold music."filename="ivr-on_hold_indefinitely.wav"/>
<promptphrase="...has left the building."filename="ivr-has_left_the_building.wav"/>
<promptphrase="This phone is unassigned and may not be used to make external calls."filename="ivr-phone_is_unassigned.wav"/>
<promptphrase="This phone is not configured properly."filename="ivr-phone_not_configured.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Congratulations! This phone is configured properly and may now be assigned to a user."filename="ivr-phone_is_configured_properly.wav"/>
<promptphrase="Please contact the system administrator for assistance."filename="ivr-contact_system_administrator.wav"/>